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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:06 pm

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night. Rolling Eyes

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by Ethical Trader on Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:59 pm

Nice one. Thanks.
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:40 am


Can anyone beat this ?  Shocked


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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by Ethical Trader on Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:43 am

Sponsor may have done the mistake but the Pradeshiya Sabhawa is responsible for the mistake.
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:54 am

There are so many such, we see every day. Shocked
Can someone tell me, if the translation in Tamil is correct Plz?
Ethical Trader wrote:Sponsor may have done the mistake but the Pradeshiya Sabhawa is responsible for the mistake.

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by inventor on Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:14 pm

කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා wrote:There are so many such, we see every day. Shocked
Can someone tell me, if the translation in Tamil is correct Plz?

Ethical Trader wrote:Sponsor may have done the mistake but the Pradeshiya Sabhawa is responsible for the mistake.

The exact translation in tamil should be : ‘ மர ஆலை வீதி ‘ Very Happy

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Ball Tampering ! Howzat Umpire ?

Post by pee ratio on Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:11 pm




Ball Tampering ! Howzat Umpire ?

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:37 pm


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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by nihal123 on Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:12 pm

Very Happy

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by Ethical Trader on Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:48 am

Nice one. Thanks.
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:09 am

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free-range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.

So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer.

"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said:
SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer Jack called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"

So again, they put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.

That really sped them up. So Farmer Jack called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

In order to get Farmer Jack off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign.
The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed.

The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down.

So he drove out to Farmer Jack's house.

His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

'NUDIST COLONY'

'Slow down and watch for chicks!' Very Happy

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Post by CK on Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:38 am

Very Happy lol!
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by Ethical Trader on Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:16 am

Wow. Good one.
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:06 pm


The Buffalo was running like mad.

Elephant asked: Why are u running?

Buffalo: They are arresting all cows.

Elephant: But you are not a cow?

Buffalo: It will take at least 20 yrs to prove it in a Sri Lankan court!

The Elephant also starts running. Very Happy

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by Ethical Trader on Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:03 pm

Good one. Thanks.
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by pjrngroup on Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:04 pm

Nice one.it is the reality.

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

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පරාළ ඇනේ...Roofing Nail

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:55 pm

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අනුරාධපුරේ කිව්වට අනුරාධපුරේ ඉඳලත් සෑහෙන ඈත ගමක....

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ගැන කියාදෙන්න.

කොච්චර උස්සාහ කලත් කරෝලිස් මාමට අහගන ඉන්න ලැජ්ජයි ලැජ්ජයි වගේ.....!

අන්තිමට එතුමිය කරෝලිස් මාමට කෙටියෙන් කියාදුන්නා, සුලු මුදලක් ගෙවලා අනුරාධපුරේ පශු වෛද්‍ය නිලධාරීතුමා (Vet) ලවා ඔය වැඩේ කරවගතහැකි බව....

එතුමාගෙ දුරකතනයට කෝල් එකක් ගත්තාම පශු වෛද්‍යතුමා සාර්ථකප්‍රති චාරයක් දැක්වූවා....

"කරෝලිස් මහත්මයා, ඔය වැස්සිව වත්ත කෙලවරේ කාටවත් නොපෙනෙන හරි යකට අරන් ගිහිල්ලා වැඩිය දඟලන්න බැරි විදියට බැඳල තියන්න....

පස්සෙ කකුල් දෙක පොඩි ගස් දෙකකට තියල බඳින්න.... වතුර බේසමකුයි සබන්කෑල්ලකුයි ඒ ලඟින් තියන්න. ... හෙට හවස 4 ට මම එනවා.... වැඩේ අහවර වෙනකං කාටවත් ඒ පැත්තට එන්න දෙන්න එපා.... "

පහුවදා වේලාසනින්ම කියූ උපදෙස් ටික ඉෂ්ට කරපු කරෝලිස් මාමා පශු වෛද්‍යතුමාට කෝල් එකක් දුන්නා.. ...

"සර්.... වැස්සිව වත්ත පහල ගස් දෙකක බැන්දා.... කෑ ගහන්න බැරි වෙන්න කට වටේරෙදි පටියකින් බැන්දා.... පුසුඹ සබන් කෑල්ලකුයි වතුර බේසමකුයි තිබ්බා.... මෙහාපැත්තෙ පොල්ගහේ පරාල ඇනේකුත් ගැහුවා... . "
කරෝලිස් මාමා කියාගෙන කියාගෙන ගියා....

"මේ මනුස්සයා කියපු විදියට ඔක්කොම කරල වගේ... ඒත් මොකක්ද අර පොල් ගහට ඇනයක් ගහපු කතාව?....."

පශු වෛද්‍යවරයා කල්පනා කරලා කරලා, බැරිම තැන පොල්ගහේ ඇනයක් ගැහැව්වේ ඇයිදැයි කරෝලිස් මාමගෙන් ඇහුවා..

බොහෝම බයාදු විදියට උත්තරේ ලැබුනා....

"ආ.... ඒ සර්ගෙ කලිසම එල්ලන්ට.. ...
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

Post by nihal123 on Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:11 pm

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